Donald Trump Doing Hindu Pushups?
Dear Friend,
More and more we're seeing evidence that Combat Conditioning is hitting it big time.
A couple years ago we saw the rock star Usher doing
Combat Conditioning on a VH1 special. You've also seen
pro wrestlers like Vampiro following the program, and
crediting it for "saving his life." In addition to the above,
there are other BIG TIME celebrities following the program.
In fact, Combat Conditioning is the exercise program "John
Rain" uses in Barry Eisler's forthcoming novel.
Not only that, a novelist from the U.K. has a Combat Conditioning theme running throughout his next book. Once
I have details on this, I'll let you know.
Yesterday I received an email from Bob Barrett, of Evansville,
Indiana:
"MATT....THE STAR OF "TOUCHING EVIL" (CABLE CHANNEL USA) LAST
NIGHT DID A HINDU PUSHUP DURING THE EPISODE....CORRECTLY, TOO!...
THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW!"
Thanks Bob, I most certainly do want to know. In fact, if you see Combat
Conditioning sightings anywhere else, please send an email to my ofifce at
matt@mattfurey.com.
Just finished reading Donald Trump's latest "How to Get Rich." Now, if we
could get "The Donald" to do Hindu Pushups on top of Trump Tower, during
an episode of "The Apprentice" - or a reasonable facsimile thereof, that would
be great. Trouble is, it would probably mess up his hair. Lucky for me, I don't
have that problem.
True Story: Last November, I was spotted doing Hindu Pushups on the Great
Wall of China. Tis true - tis true. I'll have to get that photo scanned in and
put on the site. Which makes me wonder, perhaps I should do like MAD
Magazine. Each month they give a free subscription to their magazine to
any reader who gets a celeb to pose side-by-side with him while holding a
copy of MAD for all to see. I liked the idea so much I've decided to Fureyize
it.
Here goes: Visit a famous place in the world and have a photo of yourself
taken doing Hindu pushups, Hindu squats or bridging. Send the photo to
my office by snail mail with your name and address, as well as exactly
where you are - and if your pic is chosen as "Winner" of the month, then
guess what? You win 3 months membership to the Matt Furey Inner
Circle at no charge.
Moreover, if you can get a picture of yourself with a famous celebrity doing
Hindu pushups, Hindu squats or bridging, and you hold a copy of my book
up while he or she exercises - then you get 5 months access to the Matt Furey Inner
Circle at no charge.
Sounds like the plan, doesn't it? And this proves that, yes, you can learn
something valuable from every issue of MAD.
Speaking of periodicals, did you see the latest National Enquirer? I know, I know.
But hey, it IS the #1 selling paper in America - and is pretty tame compared to what
they put out in the United Kingdom. Especially page three - my personal favorite. Or is
it page 4? Oh ... doesn't matter.
At any rate, the new cover of N.E. has Hollywood celebs with eating disorders. Be sure
to investigate. Absolutely sad and pathetic. I wish they put that pathetic Michael Moore
on as well - then again, everyone already knows what a pig he is and he's not "technically
speaking" a woman - so it would definitely kill sales. I say "technically" because the diet
he's following ain't making his pecs any smaller.
Just think though, if we could get that slob to do even ONE Hindu Pushup. Fat chance. Very
fat chance indeed.
Well, my friend, time to shove off now. I've offended almost everyone and if I don't stop
now, who knows what could happen?
On to more mischief. So much to do, so little time.
Kick butt - take names!
P.S.: Have you checked out Gama Fitness yet? It's the advanced program of
Combat Conditioning that is turning toads into studs. Go see for yourself
here.
P.P.S.: If you have carpal tunnel, wrist or elbow pain - you owe it to yourself
to take a look here
|
|
