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What About Eating Eggs?
Dear Friend,
Since I announced that I no longer eat chicken, which
represents a big change for me, a number of people
have asked, "Well Fure-cat, what about eating eggs."
Good question.
Before I give my answer, a quick recap. There are a
number of reasons why I no longer eat chicken. They
are as follows:
1. Chickens, by their nature, are dirty, filthy creatures.
Even when they are "free range" they still eat virtually
anything, including each other's feces. Disgusting, eh.
2. Chickens are dumb creatures.
3. Chickens are weak creatures.
4. A critter that is both dumb and weak is undesireable
food.
5. Chicken meat, although low in fat and easier to cook,
negatively affects your muscles and joints. (I'll have more
on this in the future.)
This past weekend, to my surprise, the Dino Man himself,
Brooks Kubik - admitted that he does NOT eat chicken.
Someone asked him why. He pointed to a nubile young
woman with bulging gazombas who was getting out of the
swimming pool in her white bikini.
"You see that girl over there in the bikini," Brooks asked.
"Yes."
"Well, if you eat chicken, you won't even notice her. But if
you eat real meat, as soon as you see her, you'll be drawn
to her like a magnet."
Okay, now let's get back to eggs.
For decades eggs have gone from front burner to trash bin.
One day they're good for you - the next day they're the cause
of everything from high cholesterol to heart disease and so on.
A day later we learn that they are the "perfect protein."
When I was a teenager I read a book about eggs being the perfect
protein. It told that there was nothing to fear in terms of an egg
having cholesterol because the "yolk" contains lecithin and one of
the chief functions of lecithin is reducing excess cholesterol.
Well, being I began eating three eggs per day at age 6 - this was
all I needed to hear - and I've never looked back. Even during the
days when people feared eating more than 1 or 2 eggs per week,
the Fure-cat ate 6 per day.
Eggs are not chickens - even though they come from chickens. And
they are good for most people - me thinks.
The entire egg is good for you; not just the whites; not just the yolk.
Next time I see someone eating an egg white omelette - I'm going to
crack a couple raw eggs into a glass, mix with some orange juice and
slam them.
By the way, the above paragraph DOES contain a secret to improved
health. Maybe I'll cover it another day.
For now though, be sure to get up each day, do your Combat Conditioning
workout observe the
lard dripping off your torso - then sit yourself down to a plate of eggs with
veggies. Not with wheat toast and home fries or potatoes. With veggies.
Do this and you'll see mucho lardassio sprinting away from you.
Kick butt - take names,
Matt Furey
P.S. We are nearly sold out of my February seminar The Furey Method for Creating a Fortune on the Internet Be sure to get a seat before this puppy
dog is sold out -
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