Okay, I gave in. I bought another gas-polluting beast. Traded the old one in. Yellow is ugly anyway. The new beast is one of only 1,500 made. Tis a special edition, ya know. You won’t see many floating around. This may force me to come out with my HUMMER Fitness program afterall – niched, of course, to people who drive these puppies.
In the interim, the product of choice will have to be Combat Conditioning.
To see a picture of me with the new ride, go check out the Psycho-Cybernetics page.