MATT FUREY UNCENSORED

Yesterday I was driving my son to wrestling practice and we're listening to the Schnitt Show on talk radio.

I have no idea what Schnitt's first name is - but my son thinks he's funny as hell.

Especially when he refers to Michael Phelps as a "moron" and an 'ass-tard."

I'm not in total agreement - and I gave my opinion a couple days ago. Even so, I enjoy listening to Schnitt's take on the matter. So does my son. In fact, without realizing it, he's still processing the meaning of "ass-tard" while I'm focused on driving.

"Daddy," my son says a few minutes later. "I get it. Schnitt took two different words and combined them to make a new word. First he took the words a-hole and retard. Then he cut off the 'hole' part and the 're' part and he had a new word: 'ass-tard.'

I couldn't help but laugh. Sure, I wanted to correct him and say, "Son, that's not appropriate language for an 8-year old." But I let this one slide.

Glad I did because a minute later he came up with a new word on his own.

"Daddy," he began. "I got a new word. Not only can you say ass-tard, but you can also be a mor-hole."

"Son, do you know what moron means?" I ask, just to make sure I'm doing my fatherly duty.

"Yes."

"What's it mean?"

"An idiot."

"Okay, that's close enough. Just checking to make sure, ya know."

Yes, I'm sure today's email will spark someone to write me and tell me that I shouldn't allow my son to talk this way - even in private.

After all, two days ago I was advised NOT to speak to my son about drugs - in particular, smoking pot. I was told that doing so will make me lose rapport with my child. The logic goes as follows: "Chances are he'll do it anyway - and when he does he'll think you're an ass-tard ...." According to this ideal, there's no benefit whatsoever in giving an anti-drug talk to your child. Let him figure everything out for himself. Don't give any guidance on the subject at all. In fact, leave him totally in the dark.

Why?

Because I "have blind spots."

Imagine that.

As a parent, I obviously don't have a clue about smoking pot or anything else. No clue. And worst of all, because of my blind spots, anything I do to steer my child in the right direction - will backfire. So I shouldn't even try.

Imagine if I applied this same logic to EVERYTHING about raising a child. Just figure it all out for yourself, son, because I have blind spots and don't know it all.

Yes, I have blind spots. I'm also hard of hearing, at times. And sometimes I'm lacking in feeling and understanding.

But I grew up in an area where I got to see, first hand, families ripped apart with drug usage. In each and every case, the parents never taught their children a single thing about the dangers of drug usage. And when confronted, they didn't have a clue about what to do. In each and every case, the drug usage BEGAN with pot and ended up somewhere else. Ultimately, all of us make the final decision on what we do with our lives. But to rule out guidance is a mistake of the highest order.

Especially when I know you can get FAR HIGHER on the things I teach than you ever can with dope.

A perfect example of this is my Dao Zou program. Go see what I mean by watching the clip here.

And remember that you can nab this program right NOW for half-price by typing '2009' into the coupon code when you make your decision to go ahead.

Any time you want to get high - don't reach for a bong or smoke a doobie. It won't make you one bit smarter and will make you forget more than you think.

On the other hand, Dao Zou will strengthen your mind and improve your memory in ways you cannot even fathom.

Use the program and you'll discover this for yourself - with MY guidance.

Matt Furey

P.S. So you don't agree with me? No problem. You're still welcome to write in with your nasty comments. I welcome all feedback as it provides great fodder for my next dispatch.

So I received an email from a guy yesterday, and he tried to hurt my feelings.

He called me a fat ass. He said I was overweight. He said I could barely move. He said I didn't know the first thing about fitness - that I couldn't whip my way out of a wet paper sack - and so on.

Not only that, but because I spend a lot of time in China, he called me a communist.

That's right. He said I was of the same lineage as Marx, Lenin, Stalin, Mao, Castro and their ilk.

Man, I love emails like that.

People who think they know you - yet don't have a clue.

Truth of the matter is I am a fat slob compared to some of the starving people in the world.

I am overweight compared to the people who think a 1-2% bodyfat is somehow healthy - as well as proof that you're more physically fit than everyone else. NOT.

Yet, compared to the Steelers players I saw in the pre-game Super Bowl warm-ups, running around in shorts and t-shirts - I AM SUPER FIT.

Not only that, but I dare one of those greased up booooby builders with their shaved chests and legs - or one of those steroid powerlifters, or those pretty boy fitness pros to do the wide variety of things with their bodies that I can do.

Bring me your body with it's 1% bodyfat and I'll knock you across the room with internal force alone, then I'll break you in half and listen to you scream for your great Uncle.

Hehe - got a little carried away there - but it was fun.

Anyway, the thing that P.O.'d the guy most of all was the video for my Dao Zou program.

This video clip I put up hogged the man's load. It steamed his beans.

And who knows - maybe it'll upset you as well.

Go here and see what all the fuss is about.

And if you like what you see, remember that this course is currently offered at a 50% discount.

Just type '2009' into the coupon code when you place your order and you'll be all set.

But don't think about that right now. Simply go watch this controversial video wherein you get to see what a fat ass I am.

Go here and watch the clip NOW.

Matt Furey

This morning, after my eight-year old son heard the news that Michael Phelps got caught smoking dope - I had some explaining to do.

Why?

Because I have framed posters of him in our home. I also have several books about him, including "No Limits" - which I've recommended to all my coaching clients.

I also have three of his instructional swimming DVDs and his 2009 calendar. And these arrived last Friday.

I guess you could say I'm a "fan," eh?

Now, the morning after Frank's team - the Cardinals - lost in the Super Bowl - one of his favorite sports heroes faltered.

So how do you explain to an eight-year old who has no idea what smoking pot even means, what happened?

It's a tough one - but I felt this morning gave me an important opportunity to explain to my children that "sooner or later" someone is going to offer dope to you. And when it happens, here is your answer. And here's why you want to answer it this way.

Not only that, but here's why people smoke pot - and here's why what they're hoping for from the practice doesn't bring them happiness or peace of mind.

Then I explained that all of us are human - and even those who appear more human than the rest of us humans - are still human. I explained that the average person cannot imagine the focus and discipline that goes into creating an 8x Olympic gold medalist.

At the same time, once removed from the pool and the daly practice of swimming, much less the media hoopla and thrill of winning before the world - well, nothing you do seems to matter much. Nothing gives you that FEELING of being on top of the world.

YET, this FEELING can be recreated on a daily basis in the Theatre of Your Mind - so that you FEEL GREAT all the time, no matter what - so much so that you have no desire for drugs.

Why?

Because you're high on life itself. You're not simply high because you accomplished something or because you got praise from others.

If you cannot be happy without the praise and the achievements, then what have you really created?

A trap.

Right now Michael Phelps may feel like he's created a huge world-wide prison for himself. Everything he does is recorded. Nothing is private. Nothing is off-limits.

This truth can be turned into a good thing - but it will take practice.

So I have two recommendations for Michael - and for anyone else who wants peace of mind and happiness - BEFORE and AFTER achieving your dreams and goals.

First, the world famous Zero Resistance Living Program - now available for half-price.

Second, my all NEW Psychic Self-Defense DVD - which will ward off negative influences as well as people who want to drag you down.

Yes, I wish Phelps never touched the stuff. But he did.

Right now I can join those who are laughing at him or condemning him. Or I can understand how he landed in this mess - and lend a helping hand to rise above it.

Anyone who can focus enough to become the greatest Olympian of all times can also turn what has happened into a positive. He can now become an even bigger role model for those who will be faced with the same choices - or who already have made these choices - and feel as if they've also failed.

I'm pulling for Michael.

We're all human. All of us make mistakes. Even very stupid mistakes when everyone else thinks we "should" know better.

Yet, all of us are capable of rising above those mistakes and becoming MORE than we ever thought we could be - or would be.

What smart choice are you going to make for yourself, starting today?

Matt Furey

Oftentimes I have absolutely no concept of time.

Days seem like minutes. Especially when I'm creating something new.

And these days, when so many people are running around frazzled, fearful and totally uncertain about the state of the economy - I remain calm, cool and compassionate.

So much so that I've created a new product that will help you follow suit.

No more going to work feeling positive - then getting dumped on by co-workers.

No more time and energy vampires sucking the life
out of you.

No more sitting down to watch the news - then going to sleep depressed.

No more feeling like you cannot control your emotional state or destiny.

AND no more time wondering WHY you suddenly began feeling bad when you went into your day feeling so good.

YES - I'm talking about putting up a psychic shield of protection. Not just to keep negative people away from you - but to keep negative energies away, too.

YES, negative energies. If you don't think that someone's emotional spewing leaves traces, then why can you feel weird vibes when you enter a room that "Bad Luck Schmedlock" just left.

The answers to all these issues are now easily resolved in my all-NEW Psychic Self Defense DVD.

Go NOW and watch the preview clip about it. It'll make you think thrice.

MJF

Are you ready to defend yourself on the street?

Not just in a fight.

But in the event of a terrorist attack - or worse.

Having a big sloppy gut with half your crack hanging out the back door - is not only a lousy excuse for being human - but an invitation to get slapped silly by those who hate this country with a vengeance.

Don't assume that "it'll never happen again." Don't assume it won't happen near you.

Assume the worst "could" happen. Mentally picture the best - but realize that the best often comes from the worst - but ONLY if you are physically and mentally prepared to deal with it.

Today far too many Americans are complacent, sick, lame and lazy. And this sets up the perfect conditions for a crippling attack.

We've relied on our gadgets and gizmos FAR too long. It's time to get the ultimate gizmo - ourselves, back into phenomenal condition once again.

WAKE UP America.

Move your body - every single day.

To help get you going, All my physical fitness and mind power programs are half-off right NOW.

Why?

Because I want to give every American a fighting chance to not only survive the tough times we're in - but to come out of them thriving like never before.

Place your order for any of my info-products NOW. Simply type '2009' into the coupon code so you receive your discount.*

Matt Furey

* This offer does not apply to fitness equipment or continuity memberships like the Furey Faithful.

Just watched a clip of former U.S. President Jimmy Carter talking about his new book and how he has a PLAN for peace in the Middle East.

Uh-huh.

According to Carter terrorist groups like Hamas are completely trustworthy. And he knows this for sure, in spite of all the bad things they've already done - because they gave him their word.

I think Jimmy must have salmonella poisoning from all the peanuts he's been eating.

Remember: Peanuts aren't just a problem right now. They've always been a problem.

Peanuts contain an aflatoxin or mold that many believe cause cancer and other diseases. Right now they're being blamed for salmonella poisoning - and it's about time they get blamed for a whole lot more.

The best thing you can do is keep peanuts, peanut butter and peanut oil out of your kitchen and out of your body. You'll be all the better for saying "No" to peanuts.

If you crave something natural, crunchy and nutritious, choose almonds, sunflower seeds, macadamia nuts, and pumpkin seeds. These foods will do your body a lot more good than peanuts - which aren't even a nut.

That's right. Peanuts are not even nuts. They're from the legume family. And they're not good for you.

Say no to peanuts. Say no to Carter's latest literary fiasco.

And if you ever meet the former president, teach him the bridging exercises contained in Combat Conditioning.

The increased blood flow to his brain may help him think a lot better. It most certainly couldn't make things worse.

Matt Furey

P.S. The money you save by saying no to peanut butter and Jimmy's book will be substantial. This means you now have plenty of dough freed up to begin training with the best fitness program on the planet - Combat Conditioning

Get it now for half-price by typing '2009' into the coupon field when you place your order.

A few weeks ago I wrote you to tell you how I was giving social media like Facebook and Twitter a try.

I think I've been toying with them long enough now to unequivocally say - you gotta get involved.

It's an absolute blast.

And it's so friggin easy to put up a profile and get started that even "I" can do it.

You might think I'm a computer whiz bang - but think again. I know how to type and upload photos - and that's about it.

Some come join the parade. Here are links to my accounts:

To become an F.O.B. - friend of Furey - go here

To get my updates on Twitter - which come each day and will even be live on Sunday at the Super Bowl - go to twitter.com/matthewfurey

All for now.

Matt Furey

P.S. I'm in such a good mood that you can take 50% off all my info products when you order. Just type 2009 into the coupon and you'll be all set. This does not apply to the Furey Faithful as it is already deeply discounted.