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The Lies of an Old Nun
Dear Friend,
When I was ready for 6th grade my parents pulled me out
of the public schools and slammed me into a Catholic one.
They figured it would be good training for me. And it was - but
not in the way they expected.
The first part of my training in Catholic schools was learning
how to fight. Every day after school the boys would gather
around me and I'd have to whomp someone's butt. After a
couple weeks I literally had 50-60 kids following me home,
prompting me to take on the next challenger.
I always found a way to oblige - and the trend continued
until the crowd saw me round house kick a boy in the shoulder
so hard that it went numb. I learned how to do this kick from
watching the tee-vee series, Kung Fu, with David Carradine -
and at the time this one kick qualified me as a karate expert ...
as well as a sissy, because, at that time, only "girls" kicked.
In case you haven't already assessed it, that so-called Catholic
school wasn't practicing anything that smacked of faith, hope and
charity. I never set out to bother anyone when I enrolled - but my oh
my, they sure set out to bother me.
Now, there was something I did do - and this thing was deliberate.
Whilst in class I would crack my knuckles. Drove the old nuns batty.
As soon as they'd hear me cracking my knuckles they'd stop the class
and lecture for a minute about the evils of this act - and how it would
lead to big, gnarly and grotesque hands. Imagine that.
Well, in spite of the nuns insistence that I stop, I persisted. And today
my hands are NOT gnarly and grotesque.
When I'm in China and go for my daily massage, the lady always
cracks the knuckles on my hands and feet. In fact, she snaps them
and pops them in a way that would make ole Sister Synesia (and yes,
that was her name) cringe.
And do you know - in China - cracking of the joints is NOT considered
bad manners or form. It is a health practice.
Cracking your knuckles opens up the meridians of the body so the
chi can flow the way it is supposed to.
So I recommend you do it daily. I also recommend you practice
massaging the three most important LONGEVITY pressure points
on your body. And I recommend you wake your body up, that you
continualy rejuvenate, re-energize and revitalize your body with
a series of slaps and pops on specific health points.
This is also a highly recommended practice in China - and for good
reason. It helps you live longer and it helps you live in good health
while you're alive. It is one thing to live a long time. It is quite another
to remain healthy the entire time you're alive.
So crack your knuckes, massage your body and slap yourself along
the meridians and pressure points. It's one of the best things you can
do for yourself. It can add years to your life and LIFE to your years.
You can find all of the above in the Chinese Long-Life.
At present we're down to nearly 40 sets left at the current introductory
amount. So be sure to give yourself a whack on over to that site and
order NOW.
Matt Furey
P.S. I guess y'all liked my email yesterday about the Dope Smokers.
Look for more on that in el futuro. In the interim get thee buttocks over
Chinese Long-Life and prepare
for a long, happy and healthy life.
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