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Slap Your Face
Dear Friend,
The other day a reader of this daily e-letter wrote to tell
me I should be ashamed of myself for my insensitive nature.
What was she barking about.
Well, that headline I wrote a few days back, "They Must Be Smoking
Crack," really struck a chord with her. Turns out a close family member,
i.e., a parent, was a crack addict. And yes, that is a sad reality for some
people.
But the attitude that I am supposed to refrain from using any sort of language
whatsoever that might offend this one person - that's even more insane than
smoking crack.
This cry baby attitude is a big part of what is wrong with America
today. We are a country littered with far too many cry babies, momma's
boys and sissies.
Now you know why it is an absolute pleasure to deal with the Furey Faithful -
those wise men and women - as well as youngins, who are forward thinking,
always on the cutting edge, ready to DO instead of beg; those people who
get up each morning with a good attitude - and if by chance they don't have
one when they arise, they exercise, breathe deeply, stretch, walk, or simply
focus on their goals ... anything but sit around figuring out who should be
ashamed or who needs his face slapped.
Truth is, you and I would be wise to slap our own faces each and every day,
not only for a reality check, but to wake up, energize, expand our brain activity,
and so on.
I've got this self-flaggelation thing down pat. I learned it from my wife.
One morning I noted how she sat before her mirror, doing makeup and so on -
but before she applied whatever it is she puts on (yes I'm totally ignorant about
this and unashamedly so), I noticed that she slaps her face and massages it good.
I figured at first that this was a "woman" thing and that men didn't do anything
of
the sort. At least not REAL men like me.
Well, imagine my surprise when Master Zhang taught me all these pressure point
massage techniques for my head and face. I tried them out as per his suggestion,
and I've never looked back.
Here's why: Suppose for a moment that I have an I.Q. of 140 - which would be a
bit higher than el presidente as well as the guy who tried to oust him from
office.
Well, even so, that 140 can get awfully run down and tired at times and feel like
a double-digit number like, er, 40.
But after I whack my face, tweak my ears, work all the pressure points for the
eyes,
sinus, ears and so on .... and do them in order of importance as shown in the
Chinese Long-Life ... my brain wave activity increases dramatically and I start
thinking
like a true genius instead of a pretend genius.
I don't know if this face patting is a preventative for Alzheimers or not ... but
I'm thinking
it might be. Afterall, we tend to ignore our face and head when it comes to
health care.
One thing is certain, however, and that is the increased brain waves percolating
in my
noggin.
Who knows, I keep this routine up I may take another I.Q. test someday. Problem
is
they don't put any wrestling holds on them-there tests. Dooooiiii. So I be doomed
be.
Moral of today's message: Be yourself. Forget about pleasing everyone all the
time.
That's a retarded way to live. And that sort of stress reduces the joy of living
and will
probably shorten your life because the stress of making everyone happy will kill
you.
Make yourself happy first. Only then do you have something else to give.
The Chinese Long-Life reaches into your soul and gives you the sort of
deep down happiness, peace of mind and health that you want. Be sure to get the
program will the getting is good. Right now we have somewhere around 50 sets left
at the introductory amount, then the package will go up considerably.
So slap your face, wake yourself up and get thee bunns over to the Chinese Long-Life.
Matt Furey
P.S. Slapping your butt is a good health practice, too. I'll cover that in a
future email.
Stay tuned.
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