As a Chinese wise man allegedly said, “Never trust a man who doesn’t wake up with an erection.”
Men are supposed to know when their health is vibrant and vitally alive… and when their energy is low. And one of the BIGGEST indick-ators is whether he wakes up with morning wood. Better yet, was there midnight wood, 1 AM wood, 2 AM wood, and so on, ad infinitum, ad penisorum (my word).
Wood is where it is for men.
No wood, no life.
But there’s something you can do to regain your testosterone, naturally, and it has NOTHING to do with seeing a doctor to get shots, pills, patches or anything of the sort. It also has nothing to do with finding a steroid drug dealer.
Believe me now and believe me again later, a man can make his testosterone levels rise and fall by what he does, by what he thinks and by how he eats
For example, if a man wants his testosterone levels to rise, he starts doing more things with his hands – one of which is writing with a pen (add two letters and you get the idea why this works) in hand. But instead of writing in a way that leads to dyslexia (that would be printing), the man writes in cursive.
He creates waves with his writing. He creates circular strokes. And he works on making his writing beautifully powerful while including the richest vocabulary he can currently muster.
This is one of the biggest steps a man can take to regain his man-wood.
It’s also one of the biggest and best things a woman can do.
Cursive handwriting is brain writing… and your brain is a pharmaceutical factory for creating hormones.
Just by putting a pen in your hand, male or female, your brain begins acting in a very different way, a way that cannot be matched by typing on a keyboard.
This doesn’t mean you abandon typing.
It does mean that if you want to cause a shift in your hormones, start with your hands. After that go to your feet. Then stop eating so friggin much.
Abandon the five or six meals per day nonsense. Stop eating breakfast. Go longer periods without eating and your brain will get the message to ramp up testosterone and growth hormone levels.
These are facts, my friend.
And I’ll go into far more detail about them at my seminar in June, giving you the illustrious and bonafide (bonerfide) details.
In the interim, here’s a great one, written by hand a long, long time ago:
I KEEP six honest serving-men
(They taught me all I knew);
Their names are What and Why and When
And How and Where and Who.
I send them over land and sea,
I send them east and west:
But after they have worked for me,
I give them all a rest.
I let them rest from nine to five,
For I am busy then,
As well as breakfast, lunch, and tea,
For they are hungry men.
But different folk have different views;
I know a person small-
She keeps ten million serving-men,
Who get no rest at all!
She sends’em abroad on her own affairs,
From the second she opens her eyes-
One million Hows, two million Wheres,
And seven million Whys!
— Rudyard Kipling
from The Elephant’s Child
There you are, my friend. A few hints as to what you can do to raise your testosterone, naturally.
By the way, the same idea works for women, too.
Especially women who want to…
Kick ass and take names.
P.S. If a man gets pissed reading this message, he probably has Low T.