Black Friday sales have taken the month of November by the turkey’s legs, and advertising clowns now envision it eventually replacing Christmas, New Years, Valentine’s Day and hopefully, Easter.

It’s disappointing to even think of this Black Friday madness ending anytime soon, as it’s a reminder to us that the companies prices must be over-priced almost all of the time.

What used to be a one-day sale following a Thanksgiving Day football fiesta, is now a sales farce. Meanwhile, the unaware public really ought to know that if you can extend a sale from one day to 30 days, you could probably just make it year-round.

Some conspiracy realists believe this never-ending extension to Black Friday should realistically run until January 2030, when, according to Claws Swap, “People will own nothing and be happy.”

For info-tainment purposes only – er, LAUGH, because all the truth in the world adds up to one big joke.

Matt Furey

Note: My Badass Tai Chi and Warrior Walking courses were not on sale during the month of November, and they won’t be on sale going forward – although the prices on both will be going up soon.