And now for a shameless plug.
Next month I’ll be coming out with a new book, One Breath at a Time: The Secret Writings of El Furecat.
And I’ve been up later than latey-late, lately, working on compiling it. Went to bed at 6:20 AM this morning. Yesterday it was 5:10 AM.
What’s that tell ya? I tells you this must be FAR better than friggin’ GOOD.
Anyway, this new book is being compiled and written because it’s something that one of my biggest fans challenged and DARED me to do about six months ago. He dared me to release a book of El Fure-cats’ poems, sayings, one-liners, controversial questions, mind-bending thoughts and semi-delusional meanderings.
Using a bit of reverse sales psychology, I don’t expect this book to be a best-seller, nor do I intend on selling a gazillion copies. It’s mostly going to be one of those “collector’s items” for my top 1,000 fans.
As such, the amount for this book will be somewhat steeper than my others. I’ve set the pre-publication amount at $69 plus S&H.
And I don’t want “just anyone” to see the insane, dual-personality of an advertisement I wrote to promote this thingamajig. In fact, all you’ll get from me is a link to order. There will not be any copy to read.
This means, if you are one of my true fans, and you are willing to wait about a month, give or take a week or so, for this book to come out, and you’re willing to make a donation, part of which will go to charity, then send me an email to make your request by clicking here.
Note: You will have to write a few words in the email request, proving that you are a true fan. It should only take a few moments of your time.
Well, that’s all for today.
Kick ass – take names.
Matt Furey
By the way, a true fan is not someone who bought one book from me a hundred years or so ago, and hasn’t gotten a thing from me since then. True fans are those who’ve purchased a lot of products over the years. This means that if you’re someone who only reads my emails… you’re going to have to wait. True fans are first in line, and will receive a signed copy (no one else will). Again, send me an email to make your request by clicking here.
